Half Man Half Biscuit - Paintball's Coming Home lyrics

They've got the whole world in their house They've got the whole wide world in their house They've got the whole world in their house To see their new conservatory They go ten pin bowling after work They go ten pin bowling after work They go ten pin bowling after work They're getting married on a Carribean beach They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince' They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince' They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince' The one called 'Sheba' died They know where things are in B&Q They know where things are in B&Q They know where things are in B&Q They've got the joy of s** video They were due on 'The Crystal Maze' Yeah, they were due to go on 'The Crystal Maze' Yeah, they were due on 'The Crystal Maze' But they'd a month in Florida They went tour in a hot air balloon They declared their love in a hot air balloon They drank champagne in a hot air balloon And had a row on New Years Eve They've got nothing but total respect for They've got nothing but total respect for They've got nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox And if I'da known they were coming I'd have slashed me wrists