Half Man Half Biscuit - A Shropshire Lad lyrics

Second greatest time I had Was when they asked me and my dad To organize a festival Along the lines of Donington We picked Chirk airfield as our site Booked the bands we thought were right Received the long-range from the Met They said it could be very wet With this in mind, we thought it wise To call the whole kaboodle off The greatest time I ever had Was when we didn't tell the bands! BOOM BOOM BOOM LEMME HEAR YOU SAY HOSEPIPE BAN My childhood, my family My screwed up relationships My girlfriend, my boyfriend My suicide to come The d** hell, the drinks bill Colombia, hotel rooms I do believe I'm going to pln What say we go the Isle of Man Welsh rockers Welsh rockers Rockers Rockers The charlie in Bali The Drake and the superglue The oneness in Stromness The hit and the miss These hand towels belong to my Islamic landlord Achtung, Edwardian lampoon Oh no, my head feels like sponge