Half Man Half Biscuit - Nove On The Sly lyrics

I'm a hard-jackin' sound-scaping jump-uppin' left-of-centre Freakbeat affair who refuses to worship at the altar of Detroit I'm a funked-up holy roller I've got a new house where the old skool used to be Eggs bread cigs milk Eggs bread cigs milk I'm light and dark, phat and mean King of the Frankfurt jazz-tip scene Amen injections, s**-beat electro Drops like you've never heard before Remind our kid of Moroder Remind our kid of Moroder Moroder Moroder M'road out of here is a trunk route A552 A552 We got ten out of ten in Jockey s*ut Four out of five in Mixmag Wax and Update wanna do features Do you ken Kenny Ken with his AKA? AKA Steve Madden Steve Madden Charles Nove Leskanich Leskanich Stretch and Vern, Look and Learn It's 1am and he's set to burn Drum and ba**, Hake and Plaice Muck and bra**, Cod and Wra**e He knows his knobs and he nightly robs Ma**ive mobs from Mary-Anne Hobbs With talk of jam and crusty cobs Warm barm, thank you ma'am Warm barm, thank you ma'am Eggs bread cigs milk Eggs bread cigs milk The headphones are out on the tour bus by and by And everyone's listening to Charlie on the sly God help you if your tour bus crashes and you die We'll all know you were listening to Charlie on the sly Charlie on the sly Like Jennifer in Rye And Phil in Hay-on-Wye Who requested "My Oh My" The one recorded by Sad Café Got ten out of ten in Jockey s*ut