Half Man Half Biscuit - Bottleneck At Capel Curig lyrics

Didn't see the summer sun Didn't speak to anyone The caravan was on its own It didn't have a telephone That's why I've never liked the Mini That's why I'm into Sleater-Kinney From holidays when I was small The only thing that I recall Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig Neil Morrissey's a knobhead I got a job in Aberdeen I was only seventeen I met a girl on Halloween She was nowhere to be seen She disappeared down a sewer I sent my brother to pursue her They ran away and fell in love I hope they're in the middle of A bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig I think the police are in Hawaii And now I'm living on my own Scared of dying all alone Haven't got a telephone If I did it wouldn't ring Seeing that I'm on the way out Come and take me for a day out They want to wash away my sin So I'm not forever in Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig My shame will cause Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig Bottleneck at Capel Curig