Half Man Half Biscuit - Quality Janitor lyrics

Get on my funbus, I'll take you all for a ride I'll tell you about the Cuban's eight-foot stride Punch me harder, I didn't feel a thing All the kids appreciate the joy I bring I'm always happy Ever so happy There's no-one more happy I'm a comedy grandad Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say All the same I think I'll say it anyway Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls I'm never happy Never been happy It's not in my contract I've got two big keys and they're both dead big I'm a quality janitor Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates And remember the five o'clock tea-time smell of the estate I'm always running All knees and elbows Got a stick with a spike on Cartoon ducks laugh at me I'm a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore Nobody loves me anymore Nobody loves me anymore I'm the man who put Nick Straker on the floor But nobody loves me anymore