Half Man Half Biscuit - Malayan Jelutong lyrics

I have no Shire Horse To pull my narrowboat I'll go and see the carpenter See what he suggests "Have you tried Tik and Tok, The robotic dance pair? They're not enthusiasts But of course the law is on your side" Singing a song Just singing a song When my grave's waist-deep in meadow gra** No more strawberry jam for the Guild Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh's on, "Hey I would love to have a go at that"? Stromsgodset Under-Fives Did the offy by us I spoke to Farmer Coombes Had other things on his mind: "Them Ma**ey Fergusons Rub me up the wrong way And have you seen my son? Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round" Singing a song Just singing a song When my grave's waist-deep in meadow gra** No more strawberry jam for the Guild Will there still be in the back pages Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song, singing a song Singing a song…