Half Man Half Biscuit - 4AD3DCD lyrics

I dream of occasional fanzine mentions I've been to one too many David Lynch Conventions I play postal chess with a man who doesn't know me I've got a better frown than Tony Iommi And I've got a 4AD3DCD A 4AD3DCD A 4AD3DCD And I'm on a foundation course Formed a band and had loads of good songs like "Love Froth Tuesday", "Pancake Candy Shoes" Got a good guitarist, but he's got a sad barnet "Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills" It's me 4AD3DCD Me 4AD3DCD Me 4AD3DCD And I'm on a foundation course Playing eerie madrigals On the campus egg slicer I'm a pop sensation I'm an all-round icon Thank God Cardigan Laugh Crash Sunday School Kiss Cream Carnival Lime Sky Spooky Pills The flotsam, the jetsam The cherubim and seraphim On me foundation course Of course You're the man, Ray It's me 4AD3DCD Me 4AD3DCD David Dundas got no rock cakes It don't worry me none bro'