Half Man Half Biscuit - I, Trog lyrics

Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me Reckon I know why she thinks this way It's ‘cos I'm a Trog And I've got mad sideys And my gait is strange So they say Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun But when you're a Trog and you've got mad sideys And your gait is strange So they say And when I swear it's in a mellow way Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol To Point of Ayr I like to get away And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl Got my weed and I've got my Sven Ha**el Omni stacked tenfold under the bed In my rugby shirt, signed by Justin Hayward I will rule the world Playing Risk I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet And now I'm a Trog and I've got mad sideys And my gait is strange So they say And when I swear it's in a mellow way Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol To Point of Ayr I like to get away And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl