Half Man Half Biscuit - Prag Vec At The Melkweg lyrics

In the town where I was born Lived a man who went to work And he told us of his life Building space ships on forty pounds a week And he'd take us all for rides And we'd do some serious d** in On board the Enterprise Allowance We could do whatever we liked And we could go to a Meadowlark Lemon seminar Be at the Tony Monopoly incident Sort a strobe for Connie Plank Shop around with Johnny Kwango If you would come with me to Dawlish I'd be like Stadler's caddy for ya And we'd return in time for tea And our Dads would not have inklings Said we'd been to organise a Frisbee competition With the Gypsies down the road… Do you want to swap a hundred Spandex overcoats For the mental age of a haversack It's been like this since we saw Prag Vec at the Melkweg Oh I doctored my edible thong with listeria Now my only hope is that your offspring walks backwards Just as I expected the shopkeeper appeared And then the band began to play