Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak Of Vitas Gerulaitis lyrics

Tedious people, tiresome town Under the gaze of the mayoral frown Always calm with a gentle breeze Tarkus in black vinyl please What would you do If the s**ton's wife from the best-kept village nearby came running With bells round her neck and said You'd better move away, tomorrow or today 'cause when the owl starts laughing We will all fall down There's an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way Why it's Mr Kowalski It was you all along That ski lodge would have been mine If it wasn't for you meddling kids But what can you do When your Mum's in Rampton, bouncing off the walls And singing "Who's afraid, of Virginia Wade?" Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow? Was our motto Subsequently engraved on a plaque As a reminder of the attack Of Vitas Gerulaitis We all fall down We all fall down We all fall down We all fall down Who's afraid of Virginia Wade? Who's afraid of Virginia Wade? An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis In the town In the town In the town In the town We all fall down