Half Man Half Biscuit - Hedley Verityesque lyrics

Found a nice little cove Where nobody else goes Took a trip round the Caves of Drach And said: "It's good to explore the more cultural aspects" Hedley Verityesque She pa**ed into folklore Trod on the lines in the pavement And said: "There's no room for enigmas in built up areas" Sweats who think they're hard (Sweats who think they're hard) My head no end do in (Head no end do in) Brakes fail in the rain Down memory lane Come re-live my paper round with me And I don't see any more (I don't see any more) Pent up Alsatians They used to wait by the door And say: "It's nice to know you're here it's nice to know you're here" And I don't want any more (I don't want any more) Stark German film noirs And I could well do without The hand-clapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters You were in my hall Now you're on my wall Peter Sarstedt, Mr Irony Get in the hole In some warm lagoon (In some warm lagoon) I'll be with Ayshea soon (Be with Ayshea soon) Brakes fail in the rain Down memory lane Come re-live my paper round with me And I don't see any more (I don't see any more) Big mad Alsatians They used to wait by the door And sing: "It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here" And I don't need any more (I don't need any more) Stark German film noirs And I could well do without The hand-clapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters When all of the audience try to convince themselves That what they are doing is silly but acceptable And the only thing I can say is: "Oh Kip Keino"