Half Man Half Biscuit - Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes lyrics

There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves With the possible exception of being Garth Brooks There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear When you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear Whe you're down beside the lake you're sure to hear somebody say Careful now that swan could break your arm. Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin Before the gods that made the gods woke up Before the gods that made the gods woke up Before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods, That's when you first got into the Manics.