Half Man Half Biscuit - Secret Gig lyrics

Psst Sssh Psst Sssh Psst Sssh Sssh They're gonna be unveiling some new material Some new material Some new material And the drummer's got a song That he'd like to try out In a live environment, a live environment Tell it down the mines There's gonna be a secret gig You've gotta knock three times If you want to see a secret gig Psst Sssh Psst Sssh Psst Sssh Sssh The information needed can be found in anagram On the internet the day before I've got a cousin in Tredegar But he's unreliable And undeniably a rank buffoon But I can tolerate his crimes ‘Cos he's never done a secret gig He's gotta knock three times If he wants to see a secret gig Ten past nine, The Borderline A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine The ‘zine flipped Tongue slipped And we all headed off to the nearest tube Sssh MI5 Plus One CIA Plus Two MFI Plus Three Sir Roger Casement Plus Four Bob from the basement and friends Evan Dando Plus Ten And his sister Suzanne Who lives by the river Sssh