Half Man Half Biscuit - On Pa**ing Lilac Urine lyrics

Certain things have always been and ever more shall be Walking down this country lane I'll almost guarantee North south east west, twixt twelve and two There's a water board man in a water board van using up his hour in lieu Don't get too excited boy, although it's nearly spring Cause the serpent also hisses where the sweet birds can sing Some say some day one of these fine nights The council's gonna ask Radiohead to switch off Blackpool lights I'm Slim Shady I'm the real Slim Shady The other Slim Shady's Gone to play tennis I keep well away from places where they tend to wear Gla**es I'm certain they don't really need to wear Feng Shui? OK, grab the DVD Keep it upstairs till the bailiff's been and I'll make herbal tea