Half Man Half Biscuit - Bob Wilson - Anchorman lyrics

Lord I've tried the best I can I've asked everybody in Kazakhstan But I still don't understand Bob Wilson – anchorman I've been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal Found him on his knees at the Wailing Wall Crying: "Bob Wilson – anchorman" Well I marvel at the things we find beneath the ground And that man can go faster than the speed of sound But I still can't get my head around Bob Wilson – anchorman It's cold and I'm hungry and I'm in Dundalk I've got no bus fare, I've gotta walk It's raining soup and I've got a fork Where be my camper van? Well I'd like to meet Stephenson the engineer And I'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer And I'd love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea of Bob Wilson – anchorman