Precious McKenzie, boy I remember you well Gob full of tapioca, I would sit and I'd watch you excel Those legendary rivulets would trickle on down to your chin But I always wondered what you did when you packed it all in What are you doing today? What have you done with the money? How much did Singleton pay? Do you think you were misunderstood? I do. Down at Stoke Mandeville I bumped into Mr IQ I said "Hey albino, this is not 1972 Stub out your King Edward and get that small boy off your knee And melt down your fingerware and get yourself off my TV" Jim could you fix it for me To come down and s** out your kidneys? I've got this young brother, you see Who wants to stay alive to watch Bilko When I'm pining for a cigarette I think of all the free ones that I'd get If I k**ed myself and came back as a beagle I left my heart in Papworth General