Half Man Half Biscuit - Totnes Bickering Fair lyrics

So much for your journey of self-discovery You had to cut it short, forgot your credit card The decree nisi came through this morning And I just called to say I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled Your stab at solar heating just left me cold I want a sun tan, not Vashti Bunyan Therefore henceforth I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died So on its behalf… I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food And with the money saved take ‘em to the zoo Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren