Half Man Half Biscuit - Ode To Joyce lyrics

Hey Joyce Rock and Roll never gave you a voice It's never given you so much as a lament So I went to the store And I bought a guitar To bestow this accolade on you Just you Not Sally, Carrie Anne or Peggy Sue I'm going to spend my next half day with a girl called Joyce Going to possibly stop at Tebay with a girl called Joyce Hey Joyce I know you're not as far out as Ronnie Boyce And I am aware that you've got a few quirks But it hurts when I hear All the songs to Maria When we haven't really done with J Or K Much to my dismay When the bad gets worse I turn to a girl called Joyce Gonna lose myself in the thrall of a girl called Joyce Slower ball… Paris Fashion week caught me off guard I was busy with trellising the yard In a spring-less cart On a sun-less day As the laudanum shortage dawns Two fauns Lead me through the glade Where the gods have dumped Diana for a girl called Joyce And displayed on high is a banner in support of Joyce And the brook runs crystal clear And the brook runs crystal clear And the brook runs crystal clear And the wind cries Joyce