All tickets sold, I head for the wardrobe St John or ShowSec, which is it to be? I've got a triple-A dangling from my lanyard Wimbledon and WOMAD, Ryder Cup and V (I don't pay) I am the King of Hi-Vis (Walk on through) Powered by bright waistcoats and bibs Hard hat, tabard, torch and co*ky toolbag I'm Dave the Spark, or I could be Mike Paramedics, police, authorised and holy Be safe, be seen, be anyone you like (I don't pay) I am the King of Hi-Vis (Walk on through) Powered by bright waistcoats and bibs ([???]) Red Cross box, clipboard and chit ([???]) Come be my queen of quick wit