Half Man Half Biscuit - Give Us Bubblewrap lyrics

Assorted nautical jigsaws Horticultural slideshows Another castle by Edward the First Another manor house supposedly cursed Don't they realise we're easily pleased? Don't they know that all they've really got to do is Give us bubblewrap Give us bubblewrap Give us bubblewrap And stick the Apple Mac in the car park Take a typical warlord Psychological nightmare The inhumanity, oppression and greed The stiff missionary The poor kind Bede [?] Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear I think your diplomat should get over there and Give him bubblewrap Give him bubblewrap Give him bubblewrap And tell him Baccarat is illegal Thelwall Friday afternoon So much so for Brigadoon Oh sing song ping pong Fish fry whist drive Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and Give us bubblewrap Give us bubblewrap Give us bubblewrap Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues, inner tubes