Half Man Half Biscuit - She's In Broadstairs lyrics

Today I saw her brother Who said she's with another They've gone away together You'd better speak to Heather And so I spoke to Heather At first about the weather And then about her sister And how I really missed her Maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella She prized it rather highly It saved her once in Filey It came on all torrential And therefore it's essential You tell me where she's living So it to her I'm giving Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs B for Broadstairs Apparently she's seeing A bloke who used to be in A scenic regulator [???] From nearer the [???] equator I couldn't bear to listen Or stand to see them kissing Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river I'm on another planet She's on the Isle of Thanet I wake up on a trolley And realise the folly I tell them I can manage There isn't any damage And as I'm being led out I get my A-to-Z out Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs B for Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs B for Broadstairs She's in Broadstairs B for Broadstairs