Well you say you only watch documentaries And that bad cold you've got, that's the flu And that book that you foisted upon me I'll never read it, will you? Did you play in the Garden of Eden? Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? ‘Cos it seems to me you're the reason You're the reason why Paradise Lost Was it you who invented the school run At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone Barry Venison and Davina McCall? Did you play in the Garden of Eden? Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? ‘Cos it seems to me you're the reason You're the reason why Paradise Lost Ah regain it for me Rodney Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates And it's not the worst crime I agree But we both know full well that it really should spell T-W-A-T-O-N-E Did you play in the Garden of Eden? Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? ‘Cos it seems to me you're the reason You're the reason why Paradise Lost