Half Man Half Biscuit - If I Had Possession Over Pancake Day lyrics

Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood, Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good - Leave it as it is, it'll get first place We'll call it a full shift at the coal face" Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a YBA And you're no longer a miner as of today Praise for the wardens ready to fine Anyone caught saying "graphic design" Rag-mag seller said I'd be in pleats Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'till my blues went away If I had possession over Pancake Day Give a philosophy student a gla** of limeade And he will say: "is this a gla** of limeade?" And "if so, why is it a gla** of limeade?" And, after a while, he'll die of thirst