Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs lyrics

Here she lies in her fleecy gown By my side in the eiderdown But she can't get a ticket to Morningtown 'Cos I've got restless legs Boring though this film may be Slumber still won't visit thee So long as you stay next to me For I have restless legs Milky drink and Sudafed "That should sort you out", she said As I kicked myself clean out of the bed Grazed my restless legs Homeopathic cures I've sought All in all they've come to nought I wish it was some astronaut Who had these restless legs Four o-six and I'm wide awake I've got an uncontrollable urge to take A five mile hike around the Ogwen Lake Stretch these restless legs No sympathy from Uncle Greg Nor indeed from Aunty Meg Well thank God I'm not Jake the Peg With an extra restless leg So come the day when I don't exist And worms are flying through the graveyard mist Don't go bothering the exorcist It's just my restless legs It's just my restless legs It's just my restless legs