Half Man Half Biscuit - Sealclubbing lyrics

I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich When a man walked up to me "Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?" Wo-oh ippee ay oh Found myself standing 'mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads When a frail voice asked of me: "Would you mind, dear boy, I just can't stand all this tension Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" No-oh ippee ay oh Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom When he reached out for the jar He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way To ooh-ooh, to k** yourself Down beside the babbling brook I was trying to sketch myself a stallion When the stallion said to me: "That's the third biro that you've broke and all day I cannot wait You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" Ooh-ooh said the stallion Me and my girl – sealclubbing Me and my girl – out on the ice Me and my girl – sealclubbing Me and my girl – ooh paradise