Half Man Half Biscuit - D'Ye Ken Ted Moult? lyrics

Our Ted it has to be said produces proof beyond us rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon double glazing is amazing don't you all agree? No fears they'll last you for years our statistics prove it and you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the pace On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide warnings insulation for the nation that's the one for me No draft cos that would be daft a feather acknowledges Newton and a ball and chain let loose on the pain can only smash your nerves In the hibernating season pick the best it stands to reason no complaing when it's raining thanks to Mr Moult.