Half Man Half Biscuit - Rock And Roll Is Full Of Bad Wools lyrics

He's sitting on a so-called Soccer Sofa On a Saturday morning Having the so-called banter with the Preston Touching base with fellow guest Heston How cool does he appear? And how cool is his career? He's gonna talk about his songs And his favourite footy teams That's England, Chelsea, Accy Stanley “And all the band love watching Barca” But then, disastrously They ask him casually “You come from Leigh-On-Sea Do you ever get to Roots Hall?” Which to him means f** all Can only look askance And cast a sideways glance Could use some help with this But Heston's gone for a piss Need something to deflect Enter Ruddock left “More doughnuts” shout the crew High art shall not ensue Here, today, in this place And our hapless singer's band Has just gone moribund Stay tuned, following the break Crazy Razor gonna get him in a headlock Crazy Razor headlock Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Hey hey, my my LIPA groups will never die Somebody patented a mould Whereby the clay is kept cold And the spirit is controlled And the car park is patrolled In other news, I went along to what I thought was Curry Night At what I'd hitherto perceived to be a pub that I could trust And it transpired Curry Night were there to play Crowded House and David Gray And though I didn't have to stay I overheard the barman say At the Queens up the road TBA were on, and so I remained where I was You ask me why, I say because TBA are particularly glib They do two sets And then take requests… Play one the drummer knows Troubadours feted by the heavyweight press Self-confessed freaks trying too hard to impress Idiotic terminology sticking in the craw Catch us in session Catch us on tour I checked out your single like you asked me to do Where it says three minutes seventeen, it's twenty-two And I think you'll find the catalogue number's incorrect All in all, don't you think it's a good job that I checked? Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll is full of bad wools Rock and roll