Time flies by when you're a driver of a train Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of c**aine I get high when I'm a pilot of a plane Touching down in Camberwick, I'm stoned out of my brain Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins And they always smash my windows 'cos the home side always wins Time flies by when you're a driver of a train Gonna get my syringes out and crank up once again Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination Careful with that spliff, Eugene, it causes condensation