I saw posters all around town Fun day in the park, bring the family down Bric-a-brac, puppet show, fire engine, steam train Face painting, mask making, falconry, tombola Climbing wall, cake stall, hook-a-duck, candy floss, balloons Punch and Judy, Shetland ponies, hot dog, beat the goalie Soft play area with free bananas Iguana Andy and his iguanas Jousting, hoopla, ghost train, pedal cars Quad bikes, stunt kites, sundries and much much more For further enquiries ring this number I rang it and asked about the much much more I was greeted with awkward silence They had lied to me They had lied to me on their posters As told to a boil on the cab driver's neck As told to a boil on the cab driver's neck As told to a boil on the cab driver's neck As told to a boil on the cab driver's neck