Half Man Half Biscuit - All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague… lyrics

Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle Went down to the Animal Farm Dug in for the poor They heard stories from the war And explaimed about the boil on his bum! Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink And a drink and a drink and a drink Come the {? Rn?} four, there were lemons to be sure Not one of them had even had a wink Of sleep Everybody sang as loud as they could