Half Japanese - Double Trouble lyrics

It wasn't even me, it was somebody else I didn't do it, I swear I didn't Double trouble And I know why Double trouble Here's my alibi Someone was playing a joke on me They thought it'd be funny to dress like me And in the dark, no human tongue can tell It was not I who raised all hell Double trouble Can't you see? Double trouble It was not me Snowflakes all look alike unless you look close That's not just me saying that, ask anybody And now I'm gonna tell you something That I've never told anyone else before There's a man who looks like me And talks like me and acts like me But that's where the similarities end I'm not the one who did it I wasn't even there Double trouble Don't you see Double trouble It was not me Double trouble I wouldn't lie Double trouble It was not I Double trouble Can't you see Double trouble It was not I Double trouble I would not lie Double trouble It was not I And even if it was, so what?