Haji Springer - Beautiful Naked Psychedelic Gherkin Exploding Tomato Sauce All Over Your Face, Flame-Grilled Painting lyrics

[Intro - Kool A.D.] Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber [Hook - Kool A.D.] (Uggin) I'm Dave Bowie, (uggin) I'm Dave Byrne (Uggin) I'm Dave Foster Wallace, (uggin) wait your turn (Uggin) I'm Dave Thomas, square burgers (Uggin) I'm Super Dave, Burger King, king of burgers [Verse 1 - Kool A.D.] (Uggin) I'm Hunter Thompson, HT Hunter's Point? (Ugginuggin) HP! You could hate me now You could Drake me later You could cake me, hater You could sidididididididudick my didick Little midgets can look at my middle digit (Uggin) I'm Brian Wilson, I'm a Beach Boy I'm a lime to a lemon, you a peach, boy I'm a Beach Boy, Good Vibrations Good god god damn soul vibrations Stain a white tee, like a non-racist b**h I'm Mickey Rourke, whole lotta dancers Bobby Seale cookbook, Facebook, look book, fake crook shook But the real ones think it's kinda funny though Only funny with the money though, go funny, go go stupid (Go go go) Go dummy, go bunny hop, do a ollie (do a ollie) Somebody stop me, Jim Carrey, I'm the Superbowl I don't even watch TV, I'm the Superbowl Elian Gonzales at the club with a super ho She go super low, ya'll so stupid though [Hook - Kool A.D.] X2 [Verse 2 - Haji Springer] The king of burgers, Springer murders any motherf**ing song he gets on BBS is on, watching ESP-On Bad b**hes in the back, lesbians, yes they are Forget the bar, we can do it in the back of my motherf**ing brand new car Cause I'm balling like Dave Thomas Yeah they, yeah they know my name like Dave Thomas Yeah you know I already paid homage They love me in the motherf**ing Bay, doggie All the way to Bollywood, yeah they know my name Mr. Springer, b**h I ain't changed I'm in the Range, bumping Das Racist Kool A.D., yeah you know we making A lot of cake, yeah they on our line b**hes tryna holla cause they know we wine and dine Taco Bell, Pizza Hut That's all I got for a skeezer s*ut [Hook - Kool A.D.] [Verse 3 - Bill Ding] Got a lot of buddies, think I'm Dave Schwimmer My friends got ends, I'm a real hitter Big Dipper, five star Six star, sick car Pull up in the Audi with the system going Xanny bar got me John Doe-ing Spending money on a blonde ho (loco!) But ya'll don't even know me like I'm John Doe But just know, I handle my business Sitting in the courtroom why no one wanna witness Bullsh**ting, they talking five years They all looking at me funny like I got five ears No tears, J and J Low key, I'm finna put your ho on layaway Bad thoughts as I lay awake When the cops come I poof like I'm David Blaine [Hook - Kool A.D.]