They came from way far out, outer space She's hard to miss so they landed on her face She's got cooties, cooties They've found a place to nest She's got cooties, cooties If I were her I'd be depressed Long tailed, sharp nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs Eww, get 'em away from me Get 'em away from me ewww In science cla** she's like a walking show-and-tell Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties, cooties Nobody want to sit by her She's got cooties, cooties She don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot Hurry, get your cootie shot Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out She's got cooties, cooties She's just as friendly as can be She's got cooties, cooties She'll shows them cootie hospitality She's got cooties, cooties She's like a living twilight zone She's got cooties, cooties Quick, get Rod Sterling on the phone Black, white, red, green every color in between Dresses like a circus clown somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too And that's for you