[VELMA] Oh my god That snake that sings He's a puppet But I hold the purse and the strings I knew Negro Day Would bring chaos and change Now he's pushing this pinko Who might give us all mange She's a blemish, a blackhead That must be expelled There's a standard of beauty That must be upheld You can say I'm a bigot But it just isn't true Look, I love Sammy Davis And he's black and a Jew! But they better get set For a full-out a**ault They should never have boiled Miss Baltimore Crabs!