I hope it doesn't work I hope you make each other as miserable as you made me I hope it blows up in your face I hope it doesn't work I hope you make each other cry I hope you make each other scream, but never in a good way I hope you get put in your place CHORUS You think you know but you don't know You think you know but you have no idea You think you know but you don't have a clue But I hope someday you do And if you take a scuba trip I hope you lose your way and then you get into a bind I hope you spot an anglerfish you think you see they light and then you get eaten alive REPEAT CHORUS I hope he gives you syphilis and you don't notice it Until it creeps into your brain Then which one of us would be insane REPEAT CHORUS And I hope you think of me And think boy I really f**ed up, man I really miss her Then when you go home to him I hope that you walk in on him f**ing your sister REPEAT CHORUS