HAHA-YO - Buffett lyrics

Actin a fool because thats how I does it 99 problems can't think nothing of it But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett I'm the first one on the beach, last one to leave And Ive forgotten everything that I believed I might throw my Blackberry in the sea And find a girl to put lotion on me I'm the man on the beach and in my hand I got a John Daly with a pinch of sand F-word, yo, im workin on my tan We ain't goin back baby girl I got a plan Soon enough well be living in the movies I got ideas that are bigger than your b**bies Pokin out on that little pink bikini My boardshorts let the breeze hit my peepee And I, only got one worry If you can get a DUI on surrey Actin a fool because thats how I does it 99 problems can't think nothing of it But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett Beach cruiser, basket on the front Big banana ?, thats how ya stunt Bunch of bu*t cheeks, baskin in the sun Spill my whole drink, pa** another one First name Tommy, last name Bahama The way I rock floral, make a girl ha ha I'm just gonna kick it, straight hiyaya And if I gotta pee, jumpin in the aqua And she love it, got a red bucket Wiffle ball bat, bout to john kruk it Sleepin on my side, feelin like a flounder This the only thing I got on my calendar Getting sh**ty, then go mini-golfin WaitI think I see a dolphin Actin a fool because thats how I does it 99 problems can't think nothing of it But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day Hey little mommy, put some lotion on it I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day All day, ay, ay, ay, ayayayayyy Actin a fool because thats how I does it 99 problems can't think nothing of it But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett