Hagfish - Fruit lyrics

If I were gay I'd see the world a different way If I were gay You'd look at me, but not that way Politically, I'm incorrect In every way The church would like to See me burn and call me names Fruit, Fruit everywhere It's in the way you shake your derriere Fruit, Fruit all the way So take your best friend and kiss him Like you just don't care Remove the she Insert the he The song's the same And if you feel a little queer Don't refrain And lesbians They are my friends, they are my friends If I were lesbian I'd want my girlfriends' friends