Hadouken! - Bounce - original version lyrics

Don't give up your day job (day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Don't give up your day job) Don't give up your day job (day job) What do you mean? This is my day job you sh**c*nt! Bounce! (do The Bounce) Bounce! (dance The Bounce) Yeah, dance the bounce! The Bounce is my favourite dance You know we're smashin' like gla** I'm the teacher, you are the cla** Better learn it, don't be alarmed Ok people, have you heard my plans? I wanna make a record for ten-year-old fans! They can learn the dance; it will be a smash I can rob their parents' hard-earned cash I could just be pop's latest fad I wanna have a dance like Whigfield had Credibility I can ditch If they can make me filthy rich That's right, yeah, we don't quit [If you don't wanna dance let's try your sh**/If you wanna dance then strut your sh**?] Just grab what you can hold; It's the bestest dance in the whole wide world Basically what it involves is: Lots of bouncing from your shoulders Bounce your balls or bounce your b**bs; [Nod, yeah/Launch it? ], if you've got these moves Don't give up your day job (day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (f** sh** up) (day job) The Bounce is my favourite dance You know we're smashin' like gla** I'm the teacher and you are the cla** Better learn it, don't be alarmed I wanna make a dance, sell a million singles I won't stop 'til my pockets all jingle I want my content on your phone; I'll charge six quid for a sh**ty ringtone My dance will spread across the nation It could be the next overnight sensation Tacky merchandise and such bad taste I could go on kid's tv f**ed off my face! We're in a riot; we're [ravecore?] We wreck everything that you stood for Such a fuss that we kick up If you wanna jam then f** sh** up Swing your arm up vertically And nod your head aggressively Swing your wrist right round in circuits Do this stuff and it is merkage Don't give up your day job (day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (f** sh** up) (day job) The Bounce is my favourite dance You know we're smashin' like gla** I'm the teacher and you are the cla** Better learn it, don't be alarmed What have they left us with? Why do they try and feed it? All you people eat it? What will we hear tonight? Another plastic lie from the factory? Bounce! (Oh!) (Dance The Bounce!) (Bounce your balls) Yeah dance The Bounce (Bounce your balls) Bounce! (do The Bounce, yeah do the bounce!) Swing your arm up vertically And nod your head aggressively Swing your wrist right round in circuits Do this stuff and it is merkage Ok people, have you heard my plans? I wanna make a record for ten-year-old fans! They can learn the dance; it will be a smash I can rob their parents' hard-earned cash I could just be pop's latest fad I wanna have a dance like Whigfield had Credibility I can ditch If they can make me filthy rich That's right, yeah, we don't quit [If you don't wanna dance let's try your sh**/If you wanna dance then strut your sh**? ] Just grab what you can hold; It's the bestest dance in the whole wide world Basically what it involves is: Lots of bouncing from your shoulders Bounce your balls or bounce your b**bs; [Nod, yeah/Launch it? ], if you've got these moves What have they left us with? Why do they try and feed it? All you people eat it? What will we hear tonight? Another plastic lie from the factory? Don't give up your day job (day job) Don't give up your day job, boy (Don't give up your day job) Don't give up your day job (day job)