Hackensaw Boys - Don't Bet Against Me lyrics

Come on baby don't bet against me Buy me baby, please don't rent me I believe that heaven sent me For reasons that are not clear Mother earth, father don't beat her One is a doer, one is a thinker One has the brains, one has the brawn One to bed early and the other at dawn Mama likes to rock, daddy likes to roll Mama sips a bottle, and daddy tokes a bowl They've been going for a mighty long time Mama's got the looks but daddy's got the style So don't push me when you need to pull me Trick me when you need to school me Hold it when you need to give it Damn it woman I can't quit it And I'll walk the straight and narrow Just not talking along the way I'll walk the straight and narrow Not talking along the way So you know lady I'm coming in hot Why I don't know, X marks the spot Tearing out of work stopping by the store For a bottle of wine and not much more I've been waiting, you've been waiting too We both know what I'm coming home to do I don't like falling or falling apart Playing silly games, or breaking people's hearts So don't push me when you need to pull me Trick me when you need to school me Hold it when you need to give it Damn it woman I can't quit it I'll walk the straight and narrow Just not talking along the way I'll walk the straight and narrow Just not talking along the way