Always thought I was a novelty little creature, Nobody warns you that the d**h of hope won't feature Any sort of big event To mark its significance After we finish ourselves off, we ain't leaving it's good to go down with an old friend believing You better bet, we're gonna tie one on tonight You never left even though you'd said that you might I come back here to remember what it was like Only Dostoevsky would dream up a pair like us. Thick-skinned, hard-headed, better off You're closing every valve to your bleeding heart Does it hurt too much? Are you just fed up? Or is it something else entirely? When I ask you why you reply The d**h of hope hit you hard too You better bet, we're gonna tie one on tonight You never left even though you'd said that you might I come back here to remember what it was like Only Dostoevsky could k** off a pair like us You better bet, we're gonna drown every doubt the half of us that's got the other half figured out No good deed goes unpunished around here You better bet, we're gonna tie one on tonight You never left even though you'd said that you might I come back here to remember what we were like