The country roads are calling us All the kids will follow us Out of this town Saturday night The Pied Pipers to a good time The Soft Bulletin or cla**ic Country music are gonna serenade us And we're gonna use it To lure all the girls Onto a makeshift dance floor In the middle of a field That we shouldn't even be in I've got an older brother And you've got a cousin With a little convincing Somehow we've managed To procure the essentials That the crowd was demanding Everybody knew the Pied Pipers could handle it And the country roads are calling us All the kids will follow us Out of this town Saturday night The Pied Pipers to a good time