I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot I could stop over, I'd really rather not Same thing would happen again 'Cause that's the bag I'm in Missed my connection, I'm late for work again Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in You know I just can't win 'Cause that's the bag I'm in The other day I was walking down the street Whistlin' the blues to the tappin' of my feet Some woman come out and called a cop on me It happens every time 'Cause that's the bag I'm in Missed my connection, I'm straight for work again Ain't seen the sunshine since I can't remember when They'll drop the atom bomb the day my ship comes in You know I just can't win 'Cause that's the bag I'm in I'll burn my fingers on my coffee pot My toast is cold, my orange juice is hot I could stop over, I'd really rather not You know I just can't win