(Radio reporter) "Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is Andy Asprey with BLX breaking news As we speak three georgeous fly girls are on their way to change somebody's life and make you go...." Whooooo Kelly was the blond girl, Sally was the brown Divinia was a s** god, but always outta town Here's the situation 'bout the chicken gang of three They came across to toss the coin to figure out who'd be f**ing me I ain't into playing, I ain't into s** I said I called the band to have a jam And k** a case of BECK's instead Use your illusion, confusion is s**y Here's my solution I said: "Come on, baby" TAXI! Whooo My mind is struck I can't control I'm tangled up in ways to go Can't help myself and what I do Is selfconversation that makes me go Whooooo (Radio reporter) "Surveys report that 85% of the worlds male population can't stand the chance of a one-night-stand This is Andy Asprey with BLX news..." Sally moved to Texas, Kelly goofed around Divinia was so s**ed up she was coming back to town A kinky situation but Divinia's played it cool Shouldn't I or should I sell my principles for you The moral of the story is so easy to be told Don't blow the chance advancing you but be aware when it unfolds Use your illusion, confusion is s**y Here's my solution I said: "Come on, baby" TAXI! Whooo My mind is struck I can't control I'm tangled up in ways to go Can't help myself and what I do Is selfconversation that makes me go Whooooo Is selfconversation that makes me go Whooooo (Radio reporter) "So much for the surveys ladies and gentlemen, they're so naf, before we start off Still to come is tomorrows forecast so don't go away we'll be right back after the break..." My mind is struck I can't control I'm tangled up in ways to go Can't help myself and what I do Is selfconversation that makes me go Whooooo Whooooo My mind is struck I can't control I'm tangled up in ways to go Can't help myself and what I do Is selfconversation that makes me go Whooooo That makes me go whooooo That makes me go whooooo Is selfconversation that makes me go (Radio reporter) "Ah huh, thank you for your kind attention, ladies and gentleman, all the best And we will see you again tomorrow. Back to you, Roger"