Hanson - Man From Milwaukee lyrics
It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere Sitting beside me was a man with no hair From the look on his face to the size of his toes He'd come from a place that nobody knows Oh, maybe I'm hallucinating Hyperventilating Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky Maybe I'm hallucinating Hyperventilating If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why I've been sitting here too long By a man from Milwaukee He's talking too long On his yellow walkie talkie He's talking to Mars But I think he's wacky He says they'll come get him Come get him some day He says that where he's from is called Albertane There they use more than ten percent of their brain But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave They run around in underwear and they never shave Oh, maybe I'm hallucinating Hyperventilating Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky Maybe I'm hallucinating Hyperventilating If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why I've been sitting here too long By a man from Milwaukee He's talking too long On his yellow walkie talkie He's talking to Mars But I think he's wacky He says they'll come get him Come get him some day This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird For the love of Pete come in This is Baby Bird, sorry I was watching Court TV Do you copy? Do you copy? Of course we copy, 24 hours a day, in color You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest The man sitting by me who was just barely dressed Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane And left me at the bus stop, just barely insane And, oh, maybe I'm hallucinating Hyperventilating If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why I've been sitting here too long Thinking 'bout Milwaukee I've been talking too long On my yellow walkie talkie I'm talking to Mars You might think that I'm wacky I know they'll come get me Come get me some day I know they'll come get me And take me away I know they'll come get me Come get me some day If not tomorrow Then maybe today