Gza (formerly Known As The Genius) - 0% Finance lyrics

Took her off the showroom floor, no money down Near the Chrysler Building, the heart of Midtown Two hundred horsepower under the hood Junk in the trunk, that be far from damaged goods Designer frames, the windshield's stay tinted The most beautiful thing someone invented A Wrangler had a sticker on the bumper A sign in case tow trucks tried to dump her Rear view mirror, that of Serena Williams Staring with the crime and the look to k** 'em Brushless showers and the Brazilian wax Cash in the glove department, freeze from tax Low mileage, on the odometer A graduate, with more degrees than a thermometer Spark plugs for great conversation She would Focus on the finish line and destination Steering in the right direction, made sure I wore a seatbelt, and had airbags for protection In her tank, she love to stash my tool I kept it full, super unloaded fuel She had a room full of skirts and rims The old ones, used to swing off ropes, that often hung from limbs A temp at the Ford Modeling Agency Suburban area, where the Caucasians be Her great grandfather was a Cherokee Indian Exploring Navigator, traveling then begin Sharpening his arrows on Plymouth Rock, commanding chief Who weighs cattle, only selling the livestock King of the Frontier, rider of thoroughbreds He was just as sharp as a needle without thread Legend in truth, but known to run the herds His sons were Oldsmobiles who drink Thunderbird Land Cruisers sitting on fertile soil With equipment that ran off expensive oil Folks bragging, said a horse pulled the Volkswagen They love Mustang Sally and lolly gagging Fished in Lake Tahoe, cooking Barracuda's Hundred Impala's with the six shooters From a long range with the dog Rover It was something else to see him out and over Some got caught in the Crossfire, a bunch of rabbits Indicating these dudes should retire One was oddball, rocking a sunroof A gas guzzler, in his grill was one tooth A strong Accent and a beard like Lincoln Who hated the Golf course, but he love drinking Avenger, used to pick up chicks He had Magnums, that was laying tough but thick Wore a Blazer, and where he used to hide the ruger For encounters with the Jaguars and Cougars A veteran move and salute, sing the anthem In Accord with the plan, he was a Phantom He had a fat lady, they called Hummer And um, she needed bodywork for the whole summer She had a few friends, who used to stay in the pound Abandoned parking lots and junkyard down Regulars in rest areas and truck stops Ca**ette player, known to make the tape pop Gold diggers, who wanted cream like well's Fargo In Vegas, they circle around a Montecarlo You know the snakes with the fangs of Vipers Bloods**ers, who will use the piss from hiking Met the Cavaliers at the Outback Steakhouse Chicken cutlet supreme, just for takeout One of them was forced to live in Astoria Cuz at the auction they had Crown Victoria Since then, her friends charged with battery Had her running off the sweets flattery She kept a loud muffler, couldn't trust her Police used to always pull over his duster A pothead, who some called the Firebird A foul mouth who could of used wiser words Her man used to hustle and ran the crack corner So insecure, he kept Low Jack on her Peeping with his visors low, high beaming Temper would accelerate, private eyes scheming He would check his console for rubber She would pa** the inspection with flying colors She would turn left, if he said right On a cycle, he would often run a red light His voice Echoed if she Dodged a Convoy A previous owner, all he did was bone her Some drove her crazy, she was just a loner He had a leaking transmission fluid Said it was an accident, didn't mean to do it No insurance, but a grill to cage She sobbed uncontrollably and still stayed Another total Eclipse for the heart Like the freezing weather that never gave her a start Plus, he had a Sidekick in his garage And if he needed a Boost, she would give him a charge He was sentence for running an Escort service Escaped from prison but made a few nervous His baby mother and wife, the BMW Number one on her list, who he brought trouble to She done everything to regain her Liberty Tried to be Audi, but went into delivery Moved to Aspen, survived the Avalanche A different Element, inside a cattle ranch Far away when she changed the pattern The distance was light from Mercury to Saturn