If he were recording right now then he would be getting all this then we start Yo we should have a freestyle track on this Hit 'em off with something Spit a verse, Travis, spit a verse Quit picking your nose f** you, I'll k** it, I don't give a f** Traded in my hollow words for jelly filled verbs and five pound pronouns and predicates This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners, get your napkins Matty do kick the beat and I'm rappin Top of the line top of the world top of the mornin' to ya top dog that's a top notch tie you got Tie it in a knot till your eyeballs pop out So you can actually see what an actual emcee looks like And if I had to pick and choose I'd be the indecisive dick in the voting booth Laughing at my options like Stop the press and warn the media Schleprok is leavin' ya Walking with prosthetic concoctions I thought I told you You just a toadstool on Mario with firepowers stickin' dick to the princess Is just senseless Like that David and Goliath drama Mine is the slingest Don't get basically defenseless Anyway ya wanted Schleprok's co*k's obnoxious It feels like a midget is chillin' in my boxers What? I'm sorry I don't even give a f**