Gym Cla** Heroes - Holy Horsesh**, Batman lyrics

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Ma'am" I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this f**s up your program You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine. So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction but am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching? Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?" Maybe I would be a fool to think. That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me. Now I've never been religious, I'm just a big fan of logistics. And if it makes sense then I'm all for it. I even pray if the situation calls for it. Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles, I try to answer without sounding satirical. I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows But I hear the devil wears designer clothes So does God have a favourite brand? and for that matter, is he even a man? and will I go to hell for even saying that? only time will tell I'm just relaying facts. Maybe I would be a fool to think, That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me. {Instrumental} Maybe I would be a fool to think, That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me. Maybe I would be a fool to think, That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. What good would it be to pray for me? You won't save me, don't pray for me.