Gym Cla** Heroes - Sloppy Love Jingle lyrics

Travie:Barteneder Bartender:yea i hear uu wise a** give me a minute Travie:im trynna get this round over here Bartender:what do uu think im just workin for you here Travie:actually will..will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar..yea that one rite there(Bartender:here uu are miss)yea yea its on me tell her its from Travie(Bartender:from this guy over here) From the second she shimmied in i was intrigued by her essence. And my first instinct was to make sure that my presence was felt. Simple and plain. I'm probably jumping the train. But all i can see was my name engraved on her belt. Hit the pause bu*ton- Damn. I don't even know this girl and im already practicing my sweet nothings. But thats a trait of a soft spoken,heart broken fellow like myself,Best believe. (p**y) I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve but that night the jagermeister had my sleeves rolled upp. Wait a minute hold upp. I think she caught me grilling now im spilling my drink (dnt look,dnt look) I knew are feelings were in sync as soon as she gave me the wink. The only problem is im not your ordinary,average Romeo. A cyranco de bergerac (shut the f** up) In fact i remember back in fifth grade i tried to read the book of love,but sadly the introduction didnt grab me. So i left it on the shelf and kept moving Assuming that this planet rotates. I'll just procrastinate until the day i bump into my soul mate. Who would've thunk i would be pissy a** drunk when the time came for collision. So i made the decision to just keep my composure(cool cool) Until she started getting closer And then i felt this weird feeling under my left shoulder,then i slipped,tripped,busted my lip and fell in love. The minute that she stepped in the door. The type of girl i had to make a couple mix tapes for. To me she equalled MC Squared and everything else was mathematic. I never took the time to practice