Gym Cla** Heroes - Scandalous Scholastics - Gym Cla** Heroes, lyrics

(Did you hear about Travis?) (No, What?) (I heard hes been hooking up with a teacher!) (NICE!) And I can hear em talking in the hallways Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) (Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate With hit pa** perfection Dodgin teachers down to give my late a** detention Hardly a heartthrob but I made due Using those same circle yes or no Notes I used in grade school Folded love letters with a tab that read pull here Writin back and forth in notebooks for a full year I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having But who hasnt? The only difference beside the age Was the fact I acted on it And who wouldnt? A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust And they hit it off so well And I could tell the day she asked me To stay after cla** that it was all bad But I just bit my lip and acted all mad The bell rang, cla** dismissed She door shut and her skirt went up (Thats a Fact!) And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (so s**y) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) We gave a brand new meaning To after-school special The second that our lips touched She kissed my ribs And counted each one out loud I tried my hardest not to giggle But I couldnt 'cause it tickled so much She pulled my pants to half-mast I said hurry Miss Sin You gonna make me late for math cla** The way she praised my balls was vicious Now thats what I like to call sacrilegious One time became twenty times Before we knew it We stopped caring about where we would do it From the cla**room to the bathroom And when all the students was gone Wed even do it in the staff room From Fs to As in less than 3 days Now the underachievers the one with the best grades Made the third floor shake without breakin a sweat Goddamn it felt good to be the teachers pet And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (so s**y) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) (Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations Started flyin' through the building Cruel As School Children This isnt how it was supposed to be Reminiscing dont stand so close to me And if its mostly my fault for letting this sh** happen But I couldnt resist a little adolescent bragging I mean, after all I was only 15 And she was showing me things My virgin eyes had never seen Never forget the little meeting she called But when she saw my reaction It made her appalled So basically what youre sayin' is If I dont keep tappin that a** Then you aint gonna let me pa** Psshh, Some punishment lady And as I turned towards the door I looked back She had her clothes on the floor Needless to say I pa**ed with flying colors But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn) And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (so s**y) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (so s**y) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) Im always late for lunch, Learning dirty little lessons from you (so s**y) Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) Ahhh!