Have you ever been driving down the road And come up on a fella who was just poking along straddlin' the white line And when you try to pa** him he'd speed up Ha ha well around here we call this falla a Road Hog This is a story about him and his eventual end Well me and my buddy went a ridin' last night Me and my buddy went a ridin' last night We topped a hill and we saw his lights Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do When we saw him we almost died when we saw him we almost died He was a comin' at us on our side Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do My buddy said that fella sure come mighty near Probably some learner who don't know how to steer And then I saw his lights a comin' up in my mirror Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do He pa**ed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess He pa**ed us a goin' bout a hundred I guess And then he slowed down to twenty or less Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do I tooted my horn and I started to pa** I blinked my lights and I started to pa** And then that Road Hog stepped on the gas Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do You'd better get him up some money for bail You'd better get him up some money for bail Cause tomorrow morning he will be in jail Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do The boys will have him in the morning behind bars The boys will have him in the morning behind bars Cause I'm the County Sheriff in my unmarked car ha ha ha Road Hog beep beep do do do do Road Hog beep beep do do do do